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Benedetto 

A greasy Italian, most likely from the Naples area. Can be found on the Jersey Shore picking fights and wearing skintight shirts.
That kid was such a benedetto, its not even funny.
Benedetto by siddysid August 9, 2006
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Benedetto 

Benedetto is a italian boy or a boy named after a italian name.He is sweet,caring,funny and somehow attractive.If he likes you you are very lucky.He doesn’t speak much,he gets easily jealous.And when ur his best friend he calls you brother/sister.
Girl 1:Woah look a benedetto!
Girl 2: GIRL HE IS FINEEE
Benedetto by anonymous June 15, 2022

Benedetto 

Benedetto is the sweetest person i know.He is caring,funny and somehow attractive.So many girls are into him,but he doesn’t release it. If he likes you,you may be the luckiest person in the world . He is not dumb but not smart not ugly but not pretty.He is a great friend and keeps your secret dor himself.When hes into you he is a bit jealous when your around other boys.So if he likes you ,DON’T hangout w boys he doesn’t know or like.
Girl 1:Dayum hes finee.
Girl 2:who is fine?
Girl 1:BENEDETTO WHO ELSE?
Benedetto by anonymous June 15, 2022

ani benedetto 

hey look it’s ani benedetto she’s mexican and a hoe ew
ani benedetto by boobsandsmokeweed October 11, 2019

Leo di benedetto

Leo is a coglione, he is from Naples and usually he fucks the floor to clean it. If you take a look at his marks you will see a lot of red, mostly from 3 to 5.
Hai visto quel napoletano?
Ah si deve essere Leo di benedetto
Leo di benedetto by Porconi November 21, 2021

Benedetti Curse 

Boys/Men with the last name Benedetti will find love but will never keep it. Forever lost in a cycle of heartbreak they are more commonly called Maledetti which changes the meaning of the name from blessed to cursed. Their eternal hunt for prosperity and fame will always triumph over any relationship and women who may be involved with a Benedetti man will fall victim to heartache and loss. They will be pushed to success by their family and will pushed away from love as well.
Sure he may be cute but you don’t want that Benedetti curse!”

“Yea, they went out for like 4 years but they fell victim to the Benedetti curse and his Mom made them breakup!”
Benedetti Curse by Itallianbella November 6, 2018
Smart, beautiful young Italian woman.

The most beautiful woman inch by inch that might exist in a world of mortals, the most beautiful of the nine heavens, more than Beatrice in the Empyrean, divinity in all her entire smile.
Enjoys the good food and wines, also the wind while driving her motorcycle around the cities she travel.
She pretends to be critical of the good use of shirts, but is a good art curator, and excellent writter.
He needs to learn from the basic handling of tools and slow and glued tropical dances.
-(Oh my god, she must be Benedetta)
-Hi!
-(Dumbfounded)
Benedetta by lllhm March 9, 2017
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
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Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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