THIS IS A STEREOTYPE, AND EVERY PART OF THIS
DEFINITION MAY NOT APPLY TO EACH INDIVIDUAL BENET ACADEMY STUDENT
A student of Benet Academy. Is a member of a large Irish family in the upper 10% income bracket. A student who puts little effort into school
work but miraculously learns their school material and earns "superior" grades. A student who can read an entire novel several hours before a test on it, and still ace the test. A student whose
parents buy them a Lexus ES330, a
BMW 3-series, or a Ford Mustang GT for their 16th
birthday, then wrecks the
car several weeks later (or drives it into a pond). A student who drinks liquor and/or smokes
marijuana on weekends yet passes a drug test after urinating on a cafeteria table. A student who may appear to be a nice person to all their fellow students, but in
reality helps form cliques that exclude those classmates of theis who are less socially accepted due to their more reserved personalities or imperfect physical appearances. A student who is constantly fed left-wing political propaganda from teachers, and occasionally buys into it. A student who calls themself a Roman Catholic, but only goes to Mass when required to during the school year, and then spends the entire
time socializing with nearby fellow Benetians and/or text messaging people. A student who does not appreciate the many privileges given to tem. A student who is always interested in other people's grades and test scores. A student who is always told that they'll succeed in life. A student of Caucasian or
Asian lineage, who often make offensive jokes against African-American and Jewish people, simply because they can. A student who drives up to 35 mph over the posted speed limit in their school's parking lot. A student whose ACT score is in the 30s. A student who can get away with overt cheating on school
work, as
long as their
parents are donating
money to the school. A student who is occasionally ridiculed by public school students in nearby school districts. A son or daughter of a former Benetian.
Once again, this definition is a stereotype. If you are a Benetian and were personally offended by my definition, think about the truth in the stereotype I have provided.
