Bendy Dick

Bendy Dick by The Second Faggot November 6, 2023

Awkward dick bendz

When a guy cums during sex; tries to go for a next round and can only get semi hard leaving him to awkwardly smack the girls vagina with a limp dick, bending with each thrust.

"Man I busted so quick with Jenny. I tried to go for round 2 and got a case of the awkward dick bendz."

Awkward dick bendz by rhymes with baugust tininth November 15, 2016

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Bendy Dick • Awkward dick bendz • bendodicking • Bennydick • Bennydicked Arnold • bendy • bendy wendy • bendy straw • bendy bus • Bendy Omega

bendodicking

When a man can suck his own penis without the removal of ribs. This task,if completed, is most embarrasing in a public area such as the school library.

We couldnt hold in the laughter, Ryan was Bendodicking right in front of us.

bendodicking by bv dell June 12, 2005

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Bennydicked Arnold

The real reason that he defected to the British side --- tubby prune-faced ol' "Key-and-lightning" Franklin had been overly friendly with him (and of course we know for sure that he didn't used petroleum jelly, either, since said lubricant wasn't even discovered until 1859!), and back then sexual-harassment lawsuits were virtually unheard of.

We all know that Mr. Franklin was a strong supporter of gay-friendly society, but after the Bennydicked Arnold affair, one has to seriously wonder if the enigmatic "Fart Proudly" essay-writer's orientation was itself at least partially "on the fence".

Bennydicked Arnold by QuacksO August 3, 2019

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Bennydick

Someone who Slays all day everyday. And is notorious for sucking ass at checkers

“Woah, that man over there is for sure a Bennydick”
“Oh fo sho”

Bennydick by Slay2022 May 2, 2022

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stove

Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.

'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'

stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004

Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

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Walky-Talky

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber

Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha”

Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021

Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

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