Bendy Dick
Bendy Dick by The Second Faggot November 6, 2023
Awkward dick bendz
When a guy cums during sex; tries to go for a next round and can only get semi hard leaving him to awkwardly smack the girls vagina with a limp dick, bending with each thrust.
"Man I busted so quick with Jenny. I tried to go for round 2 and got a case of the awkward dick bendz."
Awkward dick bendz by rhymes with baugust tininth November 15, 2016
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bendodicking
When a man can suck his own penis without the removal of ribs. This task,if completed, is most embarrasing in a public area such as the school library.
bendodicking by bv dell June 12, 2005
Bennydicked Arnold
The real reason that he defected to the British side --- tubby prune-faced ol' "Key-and-lightning" Franklin had been overly friendly with him (and of course we know for sure that he didn't used petroleum jelly, either, since said lubricant wasn't even discovered until 1859!), and back then sexual-harassment lawsuits were virtually unheard of.
We all know that Mr. Franklin was a strong supporter of gay-friendly society, but after the Bennydicked Arnold affair, one has to seriously wonder if the enigmatic "Fart Proudly" essay-writer's orientation was itself at least partially "on the fence".
Bennydicked Arnold by QuacksO August 3, 2019