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Bendis board 

A message board of tightly-knit, extremely geeky "fans"/whiny bitches who fawn over Brian Bendis, support each others complaints about their pathetic lives, and burn those who don't agree with them. Often drool over Bendis' tweets and analyze their hidden meaning in embarrassingly long threads.
Typical Bendis Board Topic:
Bendis: So I was buying my tenth iphone 3gs cuz i'm awesome and saw some asshole saying something assholish about the board on urb dic...

Pat Loika: Asshole! You are correct master!

Fake Pat: I hope that mofo dies good for you if you tracked him down and killed his ass. Idiot.
Bendis board by anayuf October 6, 2009

Jackson Bendis 

Perfect <333333
Jackson Bendis is nice and is a good friend.

taking a bendis 

bendiplexity 

The ability of one to contort their body in a crazy Cirque du Soleil manner.
"Man that bitch has crazy bendiplexity"
bendiplexity by Goldicox April 11, 2014

Benis embarkment bills

1. (If Benis is capitalized): A bill one must pay to embark on territory of Benis.
2. (If benis is not capitalized): Penis enlargement pills.
Joe didn't pay his Benis embarkment bills (1), so they made him work at the benis embarkment bill factory (2).

melissa benoist

An adorable and dorky actress and singer. She stared as Marley Rose on Glee, and Kara Danvers on Supergirl. She grew up in Colorado and went to college in New York.
Melissa Benoist is so talented at acting and singing
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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