Bendis

Super Slay Italian who gets all the bitches and more often than not is lactose intolerant

Oh do you know Bendis?
Yeah she steals all the cheese and bitches bro..
That lactose intolerant bitch.

by siryad October 14, 2022

Bendis board

A message board of tightly-knit, extremely geeky "fans"/whiny bitches who fawn over Brian Bendis, support each others complaints about their pathetic lives, and burn those who don't agree with them. Often drool over Bendis' tweets and analyze their hidden meaning in embarrassingly long threads.

Typical Bendis Board Topic:
Bendis: So I was buying my tenth iphone 3gs cuz i'm awesome and saw some asshole saying something assholish about the board on urb dic...

Pat Loika: Asshole! You are correct master!

Fake Pat: I hope that mofo dies good for you if you tracked him down and killed his ass. Idiot.

by anayuf October 6, 2009

Jackson Bendis

Perfect <333333

Jackson Bendis is nice and is a good friend.

by Madison double you May 29, 2019

taking a bendis

To take a shit

I am taking a Bendis Flush

by Super Jedi Ninja Boy November 28, 2018

bendiplexity

The ability of one to contort their body in a crazy Cirque du Soleil manner.

"Man that bitch has crazy bendiplexity"

by Goldicox April 11, 2014

Benis embarkment bills

1. (If Benis is capitalized): A bill one must pay to embark on territory of Benis.
2. (If benis is not capitalized): Penis enlargement pills.

Joe didn't pay his Benis embarkment bills (1), so they made him work at the benis embarkment bill factory (2).

by Tunnel Trogg November 23, 2018

melissa benoist

An adorable and dorky actress and singer. She stared as Marley Rose on Glee, and Kara Danvers on Supergirl. She grew up in Colorado and went to college in New York.

Melissa Benoist is so talented at acting and singing

by Melissa Benoist April 23, 2017