Bencritus

When one likes a boy named Ben for a long period of time.

My friend has liked Ben Fahmane for a long time. She has Bencritus.

by OMGITSLOLOL August 20, 2018

chronic benchitis

When a member of an athletic team sits on the bench for so long that he develops an injury.

The other day I played a basketball video game and following the game I was immediately notified that Steve Novak was injured with back spasms. The problem was he was in street clothes and listed as inactive in the game he was supposedly injured in. He is one of the worst rated players on the game, and with the "injury", his ratings dipped further. He may never see the court again after this. Therefore, he really suffers from chronic benchitis.

by crazylegsdave January 13, 2010

Chronic Boneritus

Masturbating and soon after, achieving another massive erection.

male 1: "Dude! I just jacked off five minutes ago, and i have another boner."

male 2: "Did you check with your doctor, becuase you might have Chronic Boneritus."

by yungdaisy December 31, 2011

Bencoious

An professional MOBA gamer

John have you became a bencoious yet? No timmy..

by Jason N.B August 3, 2019

boneritus

You have a boner from something...It won't go down!!!

Your sister gives me such boneritus!

by Nathan Hulsey November 2, 2006

benjituss

conglomerate of std's.

that girl is a slut, she must have benjituss

by johnni hoang September 8, 2007

Benitus

Benefit from god

He is benitus

by Ben2227 November 21, 2021