A person that wears excessive amounts of Bench branded clothes and are excited when they realise that they are wearing all Bench from head to toe.
Bench-wench: Wow i'm wearing all Bench! My underwear, socks, jeans etc!
Other dude: Maaaan you're such a Bench-wench!
Other dude: Maaaan you're such a Bench-wench!
by Mattlex March 24, 2009
(Used in the context of the Viking Table).
A gathering place for women who are either associated with, related to, or attached to a member of the Viking Table. Ordinarily, it will be a wooden, metal or plastic bench in the same general area as (though not considered part of) the Viking Table. Discussions at the Wench Bench, while determined by its occupants, are generally centered around topics of feminine interest and would be of little interest to men at the Viking Table.
A gathering place for women who are either associated with, related to, or attached to a member of the Viking Table. Ordinarily, it will be a wooden, metal or plastic bench in the same general area as (though not considered part of) the Viking Table. Discussions at the Wench Bench, while determined by its occupants, are generally centered around topics of feminine interest and would be of little interest to men at the Viking Table.
Horst, if you mention Oprah Winfrey at the Viking Table again, you'll have to join the ladies at the Wench Bench.
by rabidraptor July 25, 2010