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Bench Monkey 

Someone who has abnormally large pecs, most likely to the Bench Press being their most commonly used piece of equipment at a Gym.

A bench monkey will have The Incredible Hulk's chest and Uma Thurman's body.

Frowned upon at gyms, they are almost laughed at even by Guidos for occasionally taking roids despite the fact they lack all other muscles.
- Man walks into Gym does bench press leaves -

Tony says: Damn, what a Bench Monkey.

- Man overhears this, comes back in, and tries to lift a man's Bicep Curl Bar from the floor and fails before walking out -

Tony says: That's what I thought.
Bench Monkey by R3POWER October 30, 2009
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bench monkey 

someone who's only pourpose for having a fast computer is to sit around and say "HOLY SHIT I CAN GET 250000 in 3dmark 200x" It makes me sad
alex lawson is a bench monkey
bench monkey by Jesus January 13, 2004

Beach Monkey 

When someone is being dumb or annoying.
That beach monkey deleted my post!

It’s okay, just beach monkey antics.
Beach Monkey by graylover333 May 23, 2022

beach monkey 

an individual who works on the beach as a lifeguard or other public service jobs.
I was hungover after last night so I had my beach monkey set up my chairs and umbrellas for me today.
beach monkey by babalang October 15, 2018

beach money 

No worries dude, I'll pay for it. I got that beach money
beach money by Jenny why January 27, 2018

Beach Money 

Getting paid a large lump sum, while doing minimal work. May possible die trying to achieve it.
“This Beach Money. We rich.” *gunshot* -Ronnie Mathis
Beach Money by Ubitiqous February 12, 2024

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Billy: You're mom's dead, you're dad's a homo and I raped your sister . . . but there is good news.

Bob: What's that?

Billy: I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to geico . . .
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