Ben-ism 

A type of religion followed by Benists. They worship a god known as Ben. Yep, just Ben. They are known for the practice of Wukieomplex, in order to reach a state of nirvana/heaven known as True Spleebent.

They have a bible-like Google Doc known as the Bory Of Sten, which is a retelling of The Paris Apartment but with Ben as the main character.

Important characters within the Bory Of Sten include Ben Grimes, Stitien, a Brick Wall, Sploobentbutterfly, a licked Skeleton, an 8 Month Old Child, Jeff The Land Shark, Peely, Vegeta (Who is tarm and woasty), Scout, Soldier, Pyro, Demoman, Heavy, Engineer, Medic, Sniper, Spy, Freaky Fergus, and WD Gaster.

Christian: "I follow the word of Christianity"

Benist: "I follow the word of Ben-ism."

Christian: "...What?"

Ben: "Benjour."

Ben-ism by The Freaky Demoman July 29, 2025

Benism 

n. a definition where one describes something using the same word, but in a different context.

From the popular meme "Sage Advice Ben"

Some examples:
"Brilliance is a sign of brilliance"
"Butt-sex is the butt-sex of sex"

A conversation:

Jim: Dude, don't cry!
Dave: I know, I look weak.
Jim: And as we know, weakness is a sign of weakness.
Dave: Such a Benism. *sob*

Benism by epausti March 15, 2013

Benism 

Fastest growing religion of 2020, made on discord. The leader is Benjamin Matthews Walmsley. The religion is pro lgbtq+ and pro choice. It is very easy to become a benist ; you just have to commit a series of arson related crimes over a 4 year time span. 😋

Benism is not a cult.

Benism by Loonar May 5, 2020

Benismymillennium 

This Instagram account is secretly ben’s cousin. Anyways if ur reading this, why am I here. WHY are YOU here... ok good bye. Follow —-» benismymillennium on ig! Thanks Pal!

Benismymillennium is a Youtuber And Makes CONTENT

Benismymillennium by Benismymillennium January 13, 2021

benism 

To splurt out without thinking or knowing about "Facts" without actually checking that they are correct, whilst being an otherwise intelligent person.

A benism could be:- The USS Nimitz has a one mile long deck...
They did not make colour films in the 50's....
Etc

benism by Christos360 April 7, 2009

Benism 

A very stupid act, one lacking in intelligence

Look at that for a Benism!! He just bit his own hand off

Benism by FatKez January 25, 2005

Benism 

The art of being like some special people, always using factual terms and the scientific name. Also, a person who is extremely enthusiastic and knowledgeable about a particular subject, especially one of specialist or niche interest.

Michael is displaying symptoms of Benism, being very factual about everything and always using scientific terms.

Benism by jiangjiangism March 23, 2025