Belowjob 

The act of stealthily performing oral sex underneath the desk of your boss, coworker or president.

Now if you want this job sweetheart you'll get under my desk and show me a proper belowjob.

Belowjob by Ranchgirls October 14, 2020

belowjob 

A belowjob is when someone gets a blowjob from a person under 16 ("below" the sexual age limit)

Eric got a blowjob from one of his 14 years old friends, and proudly told Sindre and Hermann: "I got a belowjob yesterday!"

belowjob by CarlAndre July 17, 2012

BelowJob 

The act of a woman performing oral sex as a way to cure a man’s excessive flatulence.

My love, allow me to grace you with a BelowJob to lessen your farting spells.

BelowJob by Luwhee March 28, 2023

jimikki blowjob (JBJ)

The act of sucking off your man's cock whilst wearing a specific set of culturally significant Indian earrings.

''Guys, Amy wants to give Laz a jimikki blowjob (JBJ). Yes The full JBJ''

jimikki blowjob (JBJ) by Osce Balasubramaniam February 20, 2020

steve blowjobs 

Any person that gives apple products an unwarranted amount of praise.

"Man, Shawn is such a hipster."
"For sure man, he's a total Steve Blowjobs"

steve blowjobs by Spencer Utica September 20, 2014

Schrodinger's Blowjob 

Imagine you're blindfolded and you're getting the best raw pornstar-grade blowjob in the entire universe. The catch is, however, that you'll never figure out who's giving you that god-tier awesome schmosome sloppy toppy unless you take the blindfold off. It could be anybody, Ariana Grande, Ben Shapiro, Harold from the 7-11 near my house, or even your uncle's neighbour's fireman's cat. Now the question is: would you take off the blindfold and find out who the person/thing behind the stupendous jimmy-nibbler is and risk permanently scarring yourself, or would you keep the blindfold on and continue having your knob slobbed till your spirit hits the sky?

Dude, would you risk taking off the blindfold in the Schrodinger's Blowjob?

Schrodinger's Blowjob by therealchuckster June 21, 2022

Devil's Blowjob 

Coming from an incident in Maynooth, Ireland, a devil's blowjob is when a person, before giving oral sex, gargles with hot chilli sauce.

"Man its was so hot, like a devil's blowjob"

Devil's Blowjob by Yemrot February 6, 2010