Bellweather

To go hard as a motherfucker or to fuck something the fuck up.

Scottie Pippen: Hey what up?
Michael Jordan: Shit bout to fully Bellweather a bitch.

by Reginald Van Dudenstein April 20, 2019

Bullfeathers

Instead of saying 'bull crap' or any other term, use 'bullfeathers' around the 'bad word' freaks and you'll be safe.

Person1: Hey, did you remember the camera?
Person2: BULLFEATHERS! I forgot it!

by sammygirl_2008 August 13, 2008

bellwether

As a verb, to check out library books that one has no interest in reading so as to create a false impression of demand. From the novella Bellwether, by Connie Willis, where the protagonist routinely checks out copies of classic literature that she has already read, and frequently owns, after finding that the library was discarding copies of Dickens because of a lack of circulation. Similar to phyrangulation/freeping, but offline.

I only picked up Ragged Dick because I was bellwethering at the beginning of the alphabet, but I got bored and started reading it, and now I've got the rest of Alger's stuff on hold.

by TychaBrahe March 22, 2011

bellsweater

A woolley jumper with a dick on it

Louis: Like my new bellsweater?
Ben: It is very nice
Louis: Janayo eats eggs

by sniggeringhitler June 12, 2016

Bullfeather

A person who wears a bullfeather is a person whose wife or girlfriend has cheated on him. The term comes from the "horns" on a cuckold -- the horn being the closest thing a bull has to a feather.

Just about any joke involving horns was considered hilariously funny through the 19th century, because everyone knew it meant the guy was a fool who was being cheated on -- the worst social disgrace for a man of that era.

John's wife is having an affair with Peter Quincy -- can't you see the bullfeathers on his head

Richard's girl sleeps with every guy in town. What a bullfeather he is!

by Long Talons September 6, 2009

Bellwether

Archaic term for a geriatric genital nib (specifically in males) that has been exposed to harsh weather conditions for a prolonged period of time.

. . "Tales told of the old man and the sea, the great bellwether exposed windswept head and rude as a thorn."

by The Marquis of Bath November 27, 2020

bellwether state

A state of the United States that historically votes for the winning candidate in a given election.

Arizona is a bellwether state.

by slweeb June 21, 2021