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bellwether 

As a verb, to check out library books that one has no interest in reading so as to create a false impression of demand. From the novella Bellwether, by Connie Willis, where the protagonist routinely checks out copies of classic literature that she has already read, and frequently owns, after finding that the library was discarding copies of Dickens because of a lack of circulation. Similar to phyrangulation/freeping, but offline.
I only picked up Ragged Dick because I was bellwethering at the beginning of the alphabet, but I got bored and started reading it, and now I've got the rest of Alger's stuff on hold.
bellwether by TychaBrahe March 22, 2011
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Bellwether 

Archaic term for a geriatric genital nib (specifically in males) that has been exposed to harsh weather conditions for a prolonged period of time.
. . "Tales told of the old man and the sea, the great bellwether exposed windswept head and rude as a thorn."
Bellwether by The Marquis of Bath November 27, 2020

bellwether state 

A state of the United States that historically votes for the winning candidate in a given election.
bellwether state by slweeb June 21, 2021

Bellweather 

To go hard as a motherfucker or to fuck something the fuck up.
Scottie Pippen: Hey what up?
Michael Jordan: Shit bout to fully Bellweather a bitch.

ballwetter 

when you shit your pants and your balls get soaked in “wet fart
“ouuee that was a mf ballwetter” “that guy is definitely a ballwetter”
ballwetter by stinkass November 16, 2022

harry bellweaver 

Harry Bellweaver is a fuckboiii
harry bellweaver by Sadteen22 July 29, 2017
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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