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jon bellion 

Person 1- "Jon Bellion's voice is something sent from god!"
Person 2- "No, his voice is god."
jon bellion by potato.goddess.. December 18, 2016

A golden yacht for every billionaire 

A new economic policy proposed by the presidential hopeful M. Rommey. The presidential candidate and other proponents of this program argue that it will stimulate the economy via a “flush-down” effect, similar to the “trickle-down” effect that revolutionized the economic thinking during the Reagan administration.
The "A golden yacht for every billionaire" program is backed by economic research. A recent, double-blind study has revealed that billionaires are at least 15% more likely to spend time in their yachts if they are given additional yachts made out of solid gold. Because the plumbing of yachts is such that fecal waste is discharged directly into the water, providing golden yachts to billionaires will thuswise result in 15% more fecal waste from billionaires being available in the aquatic ecosystem. In this way, poor people may supplement their diets with partially digested corn kernels and discarded shrimp nubs that they may find at the water’s edge. The additional nutrients in the aquatic ecosystem are also expected to positively impact the fishing industry as billionaire feces is known to attract certain species of fish. As a result of the increased nutritive resources available, the average lower and middle class worker will have the energy to work three jobs instead of just two, resulting in additional tax revenue to fund the program and generally stimulating the economy.

Eleventy Billion 

A made up number Keanu Reeves decided to bet for Final Jeopardy.
"I bet eleventy billion dollars."
"That's not even a real number"
"Yet!"
Eleventy Billion by Trebek December 30, 2003
Bellina is the name of a smart, sweet, fun girl who tries to bring love and laughter to any situation. Her presence will light up any room and bring sunshine to a rainy day. She is full of love and always ready to share her laughter. Her name means little beautiful one and she personifies her name.
Bellina lights up the room and makes me smile.
Bellina by Batmannnnn September 1, 2013
A tough girl. Named after the Roman goddess of war, Bellona is a name of bravery and warfare. Can be quite nice if you get to know her, but piss her off and.... well, it's best to mention what happens. Also, a strong lover, so boys, you better keep her. In the future, Bellina will be the head of the house.
Person 1: "Have you seen Bellona, she's tough!"
Person 2: "Yeah, but she's nice once you get to know her."
bellona by Bellona Canino November 26, 2014
An abbreviated form of the word belling.
To walk like a gangster.
To swing one's arms behind one's self in an exaggrerated fashion from left to right as one walks; resembling a bell swinging from side to side.
"See, I don't give a fuck 'cause I keep bellin',
Yo, what the fuck are they yellin'?"

-N.W.A. "Gangsta Gangsta"
bellin' by Petey Wack December 12, 2007