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Possibly the best last name in the history of last names, 'Beland,' is of Icelandic origins, meaning, 'one with long toenails,' or 'he who has more hair on the left side of his head.' Considered the most kickass name in the universe, Napoleon Bonaparte considered changing his name to Beland, until he realized that in fact he had more hair on the RIGHT side of his head, and so it was undoable.
Hey, check out that girl. She's so awesome, her last name MUST be Beland.

What a queer. He's definately not a Beland.
Beland by HesusBelande October 9, 2008
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Mr. Beland 

The best math teacher to ever exist.
Everyone: Man, I am lucky to have had Mr. Beland as my math teacher.
Mr. Beland by Rasabee May 16, 2025
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Belinda is not like most girls. She is intellectual, caring, understanding, forgiving, beautiful, and smart. If you know a Belinda, keep her, and never get on her bad side. Once you get to know her, she is crazy, fun, freaky, and sometimes insecure. She craves success and power, and makes sure things go her way. If you run into Belinda, never let her go. She will be the best thing that has ever happened to you.
Woah did you see Belinda today? She lit up the whole room!
Belinda by ohlalalalaaaa June 26, 2019
Belindas are beautiful and intelligent, they fight for what is right, and care about others. They show that in their selflessness and caring. If you were to have a Belinda as your girl,you'd be one lucky hell of a man.
Wow, you never told me you ever had a Belinda as your girlfriend. Introduce me to her, will ya?
No, go find your own lover.
Belinda by AdnilG August 3, 2018

Blandine 

Blandine is a girl who can do anything she puts her mind to. She is unique, special, beautiful, caring, and sweet.
Blandine is one of those people that comes around every thousand of years.
Blandine by QueenZme21 May 16, 2018
Beautiful, strong, warrior, fighter, lover, nurturer
Belinda by Bell123 January 8, 2017

Blandine 

A girl who can do anything she puts her mind to.

She is unique, awesome, nice, beautiful, and special.
Blandine she is one of a kind.
Blandine by QueenZme21 May 16, 2018
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026
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