When an individual continuously cannot decide how they want to act or behave at all times, or at certain times and events, being unsure, or lost on how to actually act.
"Did you hear that Danyy's girlfriend broke up with him and doesn't know why?" says Jane. "Yeah, she's such a behavioralist," says Mark.
Someone who continues to exhibit compulsive bad behaviors despite negative physical and social consequences and then craving the attention and forgiveness of those impacted by this behavior.
Like what, Mike? Banging pornstars and theft of intellectual property? Doing an incest cult? Sounds like you want the government to act as the enforcement wing of your incest cult. Did Trump figure out which verse is his favorite yet? I like the one about 'slaughtering all of the women and children and even the cattle EXCEPT for the virgins, at which point, you can take them as property.' That one is up there for me. And 'the burning your souls forever part.' That one is probably my favorite! Hold on... Let me look it up..."
Hym "Hmm.... How about 'They will be punished with everlasting destruction and shut out from the presence of the Lord and from the glory of his might' Thessalonians 1:9 Kind of sounds like what you're doing to ME. I guess I better do a solipsistic incest cult, huh? Or this one 'Keep yourselves in God's love as you wait for our lord Jesus Christ's mercy to bring you to eternal life' i.e. do what I say and wait patiently to die OR Thessalonians 1:9. Lot of good stuff in there. Very cool. Are those the views and behaviors?"
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!