Beerboats

Beerboats is a what we call “epic” meme page in his spare time he plays videos games and likes calling his friend “Joshua Kelly” short he currently has 606 followers on Instagram as of writing and his slogan is “ in this world you either crank that Soulja boy or that Soulja boy crank you” his meme character is the old king piccolo and his meme are diverse from non to offensive memes

“Hey dude check out this men’s From beerboats”
“😂😂😂 that’s a brilliant meme glad I’m following beerboats on Instagram which is something that you the reader should be doing right now like what are you ready go follow @beerboats on Instagram go right now or I’ll tell the police you touch kids”
“Wow dude chill”
“I’m sorry dude I’m just annoyed that kids these days don’t appreciate quality memes”
Beerboats the meme account for you

Beerboats by Beerboats November 4, 2019

beerbortion 

an abortion caused by drinking copious amounts of alcohol, usually cheap beer.

"i drank so much last night, if i was pregnant, i definitely would have had a beerbortion"

beerbortion by yesgregyes May 22, 2010

beerboarding 

A controversial process of extracting otherwise-secret information from a friend or co-worker by getting them drunk and thereby loosening their control on their tongue.

The guys at work took me out drinking last night. After quite a few beers and a lot of questions I finally let slip that I was going to be a father. What can I say? Beerboarding should be against the law.

beerboarding by Nathan Montague and Claudia Wheatley June 23, 2008

beerboarding 

A highly controversial torture technique that is very similar to water boarding. Instead of water you use beer.

It has been extremely successful in Guantanamo Bay. This has proven more effective since it gets the "terrorist" drunk and easier to extract the information. The terrorist will fear this more than waterboarding also because alcohol is banned by the Quran. An extremely effective method. Terrorist have learned to fear the following words, "Are you read for another beerboarding"

beerboarding by Rim Job Madison December 6, 2010

Beerboarding 

The fun but slightly dangerous process of drinking beer while snowboarding.

Owwww my head hurts, I ran into a tree beerboarding.

Beerboarding by Mcfly22 May 7, 2009

Beerbootlecockitis 

Obscure condition which is known to shape male genitalia to look like a beer bottle.
As of today, no known treatments have been found to treat this condition.

Vince: ''Doctor, please have a look at my dick i think something is not right''
Doctor: ''Damn son!! You got a bad case of Beerbootlecockitis lolol!!''

Beerbootlecockitis by Emptyel September 5, 2014

Beerbathing 

Alcoholic sunbathing. Using sunbathing as an excuse to knock back pints

The Mrs was annoying me so spent the day beerbathing

Beerbathing by Fawdo9777 March 31, 2021