noncewomble

A British term used when someone is being a cock, peadophile, wanker or tit. Also if someone does a dick move or snakes someone out they would be described as a noncewomble.

Matt is such a noncewomble.

by Fawdo9777 February 09, 2017

Beerbathing

Alcoholic sunbathing. Using sunbathing as an excuse to knock back pints

The Mrs was annoying me so spent the day beerbathing

by Fawdo9777 March 31, 2021