Beer Beard 

The required unkept facial hair required for guys to have in order to work in a brewery, micro brewery, or to be a beer "aficionado". Can easily be confused with hipsters or some unemployed slob. Although, one comes to find out that some of them are actually hipsters.

I was rejected entrance into the local micro brewery because I was clean shaven. More importantly, I didn't have the mandatory beer beard. You can't try to do something crazy like being and making choices yourself these days.

Beer Beard {hipster follower slob craft dumb

Beer Beard by Furiosa the Accursed June 5, 2016

beerboarding 

A controversial process of extracting otherwise-secret information from a friend or co-worker by getting them drunk and thereby loosening their control on their tongue.

The guys at work took me out drinking last night. After quite a few beers and a lot of questions I finally let slip that I was going to be a father. What can I say? Beerboarding should be against the law.

beerboarding by Nathan Montague and Claudia Wheatley June 23, 2008

beerboarding 

A highly controversial torture technique that is very similar to water boarding. Instead of water you use beer.

It has been extremely successful in Guantanamo Bay. This has proven more effective since it gets the "terrorist" drunk and easier to extract the information. The terrorist will fear this more than waterboarding also because alcohol is banned by the Quran. An extremely effective method. Terrorist have learned to fear the following words, "Are you read for another beerboarding"

beerboarding by Rim Job Madison December 6, 2010

Beerboarding 

The fun but slightly dangerous process of drinking beer while snowboarding.

Owwww my head hurts, I ran into a tree beerboarding.

Beerboarding by Mcfly22 May 7, 2009