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She is the world's most renounced sket. She is a total hoe and is so desperate that she would pay someone to suck their dick.everyone thinks that she is just a typical thot but in truth she has a tiny ass dick and her tits are actually plastic. And not only is she a slut but she is also a typical dumb blnde. She is so dumb that if you asked her to rake the leaves, she would climb a tree. Most people would advise you to stay away from her because she most likly has AIDS and HIV and probably hemroids too. She was taken to the hospital and they tried to find her dick with a micro scope but they could not find it. If she ever has children there is a 99.9999999999999% that her child/children will be the same so it is better if we kill her off so that she does not create any offspring and if she does have an offspring then we should keep it locked up where no one can ever find him/her/them.
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Wow this fire is hot like beeke
Beeke by Test€:€/)keks February 17, 2017
Beekes usually have bright hair, beautiful blue eyes and an athletic figure. To some people a Beeke might seem to be shy and silent, but in the right places and with the right people around, Beeke opens up like a flower and delights everyone around with her wit and humour. If Beeke loves, then she does it with her whole heart. This can be true when it comes to sports, books or her job; but especially lucky you are, when a Beeke loves YOU: even if she doesn't look it, Beeke will become a hurricane for you if necessary. If a Beeke is a friend of yours, then be thankful that you have a suitable partner for every conversation imaginable. Whether you need someone listening to your ranting about your absolutely incapable colleague, or someone giving honest, well-thought-out advice - Beeke can do ALL of it. On that account, if a Beeke has luckily fallen for you - in friendship or in love - be sure to also keep her loved and warm. Actually, the latter is quiet important when it comes to Beekes, as they always freeze although they already wear the warmest clothes available.
Wow! In that game of handball you really were the Beeke on the field!

You already wear such a warm coat - you're a real Beeke shivering like this.
Beeke by LiLaLoLe November 21, 2021
Beeke is girl you will fall in love with at your first sight. She has beautiful long blond hair and her eyes are deep blue like the ocean. She is very open minded and speaks her thoughts out loud. If you see her everyone around her seems dull and she shines like the sun. As a person you should be very happy to be next to her and enjoy her company.
“You see that girl over there? She seems like she shines just like a beeke! I just fell in love with her aura
Beeke by Ashybrain November 22, 2021

ryan beeke 

Lovely, caring, sweet, gorgeous and so respectful, everything a girl wants in a guy. Tries his hardest and never fails to make you smile, such a sweetie and has a gorgeous smile of his own! He isn't a follow, he's a leader and has a personality that you instantly fall in love with.
Ryan Beeke amazing sweet lush
ryan beeke by tamara x October 20, 2013
A deity who believes that facts are popular opinions
"FACTS ARE POPULAR OPINIONS!" Beeel said to Annie.

Beeelism 

A religion based on the deity Beeel's belief, that facts are popular opinions.
"I support Beeelism" said Beeel
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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