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Beefy James 

"I was watching Beefy James last night till 3am" - Alfie Wallace

Beefy Blow job 

when anal to a woman, the girl lets one rip, thus giving you a blow job from the rear, aka a beefy blow job
Timmy:ima stick this so far up your rear

creature: i dont know if thats a good idea, that chinese food didnt agree with me

Timmy:too bad

creature: *lets one go*

Timmy:YES!! a beefy blow job!
Beefy Blow job by ginganuts January 30, 2009
noun. - A person shows up at the bar too early, gets slammed off 2 of drinks, screams in a high-pitched voice, throws glasses, slaps people, refuses to pay for her drinks, and passes out in bed by 9:30.
"Man, Dena turned into such a j-beezy last night. I thought she was gonna get kicked out the bar!"
j-beezy by Hank Fitznuggly March 11, 2009
the definition of gritty. the MAN that when he is with a group of friends he screams its mr. steal your girl! he is the rawest man alive. hes a dog! most people think the j in j-beezy stands for jesus! BEST RAPPER ALIVE!!!!!!!!! G.F.C. when you see j-beezy and your with your girl you will be happy if he looks at her! JYEA its like that!
Person 1. DAAYMN you see that raw ass dude right there.

Person 2. BITCH THATS J-Beezy
person 1. you mean the best rapper alive?
person 2. JYEAH!
J-Beezy by J-Beezy BIOTCH May 22, 2011

Beefy Flap Jacks

The skin that is left hanging after someone pushes a large Walrus dildo up the booty.
Damn your beefy flap jacks are torn up out after taking such a large Walrus dildo!
Beefy Flap Jacks by Melamyemma October 7, 2017

beef jerky 

Jack Link's is some pretty good beef jerky
beef jerky by Brandon G. August 27, 2005
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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