A word from a Dutch dialect (Volendams) which translates to:

"the unremitting encounter of setbacks and/or problems" (het doorlopend ondervinden van tegenslag en/of problemen)

Last week I broke my leg and this week my car got stolen, this is truly bedakken.

bedakken by JackDeBoffert September 27, 2014

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bedazzled meat curtains

When a girl pierces and adorns has her labia minora with beautiful jewels and pearls. What Crystal Rose has.

When asked "do you have any other piercings?" I say "yes I have bedazzled meat curtains"!

bedazzled meat curtains by Crystal Rose March 12, 2010

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bedangi

A more discrete, polite way of saying penis.

"Whoa, is that a snake in your pants?"
"Nah, girl. That's just my bedangi."

bedangi by SaltDaddy January 20, 2016

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bearadactyl

The offspring of a bear and a pteradactyl....thusly the bearadactyl. Its ferociousness is only matched by its fluffiness. Caution is advised for unattended children, the ignorant and the elderly. Searching for the bearadactyl whilst inebriated is discouraged, but may be the only time that one can see it.

Look out for that mother f'ing bearadactyl!

The angry bearadactyl reportedly carried off a midget who had been poking the baby bearadactyl with a stick.

bearadactyl by The Cockerpossums February 24, 2011

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