Bedlocks

The way your hair looks after a solid night's sleep and a good sleep in.

Guy A: Oh Wow Man. Your hair's all over the place....

Gut B: Yeah. I had a good long sleep and even slept in. I got Bedlocks........

by grandude. June 13, 2012

bellocks

When a fat-endowed person appears to have a buttocks where his belly should be. The belly button resembles a butthole and a deep ravine is created to give the illusion of a buttcrack.
It can also be demonstrated by anyone smooshing together both sides of their belly, which is just goddamn charming.

A portmonteau of belly+buttocks.

"Then she was like, 'Wanna see my ass?' and I was like, 'Fuck yeah,' but she pulled up her top and whipped out her bellocks, which is not the ass I wanted to see."
"Can't believe you fell for that, dude."

by Rabid Assmonger June 28, 2011

bedlock

Living together outside of marriage.

We are not married, but we are in bedlock.

by Teratogen June 15, 2009

Bedlocked

The state of a new romance when the time that two people spend engaged in sexual exploration is an all consuming force that dominates all other activities.

I wanted to have lunch with my friends but I was bedlocked.

by Spence holly January 24, 2014