Bed Monkey

A cheap whore that will jump in any bed.
Joe: Trish is a mega Bed Monkey.
Dirk: No shit, that b*tch is always ruffling my sheets.
by DirkDirkDirk July 06, 2011
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sweaty bed monkey

Your boyfriend after a particularly energetic bout of love making.
My sweaty bed monkey took me to dinner first.
by Iwan October 25, 2009
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