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Bed Monkey

A cheap whore that will jump in any bed.
Joe: Trish is a mega Bed Monkey.
Dirk: No shit, that b*tch is always ruffling my sheets.
by DirkDirkDirk July 7, 2011
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sweaty bed monkey

Your boyfriend after a particularly energetic bout of love making.
My sweaty bed monkey took me to dinner first.
by Iwan October 25, 2009
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money bed

A large budget for a specific purpose.
by Damien Cockburn March 21, 2010
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bedonkeydonk

A big, round, muscular ass on a woman.
"Man, check out the bedonkydonk on that bitch!"
by Paul August 6, 2004
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bedonkey

noun. Large rear-end, esp. the Human butt.
Look at that woman over there. Boy, she's got a bedonkey!
by Robert Ricketts April 29, 2005
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Bedonkey

“A Bedonkey: ‘2 + 2 is 82’

Me: ‘No it isn’t you spasticated bedonkey’”
by ogre06 September 24, 2020
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Bedonkey

“A Bedonkey: ‘2 + 2 is 82’

Me: ‘No it isn’t you spasticated bedonkey’”
by ogre06 September 24, 2020
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