Bed Back 

Having a extremly sore back, due to long periods of time spent in bed, Likely hungover

I have terrible bed back from this weekend.

Bed Back by J Morri June 22, 2020

tosh told me to go back to bed 

upon finishing your morning shower, exiting clean and ready to start the day you end up having to take a shit, ruining you fresh start and feeling the need to just head back to bed and screw the day

Taken from the one and only Daniel Tosh's standup

"My morning was already off to slow start then I get out of the shower and Tosh told me to go back to bed.

tosh told me to go back to bed by jrr16 September 10, 2012

nope. not today im going back to bed. 

having to get up and socialize but wanting to go back to bed, choosing not to socialize.

person 1: "yo dude!"

person 2: "nope. not today im going back to bed."

person 1: "oh- okay then-"

nope. not today im going back to bed. by meadow_spirittt November 6, 2023