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kyle beckerman 

a world class soccer player. A US international, his quality on the ball is only surpassed by his intelligent positioning. Not afraid to have a go from outside the box, rarely missing the target. Regarded by many to have been cheated out of the ballon d'or in 2010 as well as 2011.
"How the hell did Kyle Beckerman win that tackle? and then score from 45 yards out?!"

"Because he's Beckerman BITCH."
kyle beckerman by King of the Sands December 16, 2011

Cassandra Beckermann 

Fucking weird, annoying, sassy, and should've been born black. She's also cute as fuck and loves her boy very much. I would say get yourself a Cassandra Beckermann but she's taken. She also loves Fallout a little too much and likes to stay up watching ghost videos. She's also lactose but eats/drinks dairy anyways because why not. Have a nice life boo boooo!!!! ;)
Guy 1: "Oh my god Cassandra Beckermann is so obnoxious."
Guy 2: "You right."

Liam Beckermann 

Liam is a good Rocket League player. He is goatey shmoaty. He is in C2. Imma go play with rn.
Liam Beckermann is the best Rocket League player ever!
Liam Beckermann by Mysterymansirrr November 18, 2020