Fucking weird, annoying, sassy, and should've been born black. She's also cute as fuck and loves her boy very much. I would say get yourself a Cassandra Beckermann but she's taken. She also loves Fallout a little too much and likes to stay up watching ghost videos. She's also lactose but eats/drinks dairy anyways because why not. Have a nice life boo boooo!!!! ;)
Guy 1: "Oh my god Cassandra Beckermann is so obnoxious."
Guy 2: "You right."
by Pookie Ookie Doo June 17, 2018
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