Beat-Brain

The condition of someone where the person can recall long-term facts such as exact dates/times of events but cannot recall any basic information from the previous few days/weeks. Can include inability to do certain 'common-sense' everyday functions such as remembering to lock/close doors, reply to emails/texts, turn up to meetings at certain times etc.. Also may affect social etiquette patterns, for example the person may be selfish, unpunctual and can only see things from their own point of view with the inability to see it from others.

Graeme: Where's Callum?
Craig: I don't know - he knows he's meeting us here right?
Graeme: Yeah, he knows. He won the regional Mastermind last night don't you know?
Craig: Good for him, shame he forgets to turn up on f*cking time! ...Again! Classic case of Beat-Brain, I'm telling you!

Beat-Brain by dakenfit August 14, 2011

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Beat It Out The Brain

F*ck her so good she contracts autism.

Micah: “Damn dude, your girl so dumb”
Sam: “Nah dude, i just beat it out the brain”

Beat It Out The Brain by MDC03 January 1, 2021

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beat the brains out of the little soldier

To jerk-off purely out of sheer sexual frustration or desperation.

"Man, that ho at the club was grinding on me for like two hours, then she left with my friggin' roommate! I gotta' go beat the brains out of the little soldier!!!"

beat the brains out of the little soldier by richard vendor October 22, 2012

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Batbrain

A Batman fan who always has Batman on the brain.

Ever since Tim saw his first Batman movie, he's been a total batbrain.
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Mr.Person A:Yesterday I saw some nerd running around in a Batman suit.
Mr.Person B:What a batbrain.

Batbrain by Wilddwarf June 27, 2009

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

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