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Beat your meat December 

Beat your meat december is a prequel to No nut november, where all the men in america buy any meat they would like and slap it every day for until the last day of december.

Which then they take it and burry it in the ground with a dollar.

Urban legends claim that if you completed beat your meat december the animal's soul will gift you with a tree of money in place of the location you burried the meat.

which is where the famous word "money doesn't grow on trees" came,

from the british army that didn't believe in this old myth and burned every meat that was beat at the december.

Some say it was because of how they liked only tea and really horrible cookies at the time.

But I think that their meats were just not long enough, which is nothing to be ashamed of! If your meat is short that's fine.

It just depends on how you slap it! That's all that matters.

And remember! It's all about beating your meat with your family, which is what beat your meat december is all about!
Hey man/woman I just finished beat your meat december

I bet you didn't last 6 days at beat your meat december!

Wow, beating your meat for so long must be such hard work! (Says my crush lovingly) Wow! Will you marry me? (She says) YES! (I say) and then we go tl my house so she can beat my meat and help me burry it in the ground.
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