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Beat your meat december is a prequel to No nut november, where all the men in america buy any meat they would like and slap it every day for until the last day of december.

Which then they take it and burry it in the ground with a dollar.

Urban legends claim that if you completed beat your meat december the animal's soul will gift you with a tree of money in place of the location you burried the meat.

which is where the famous word "money doesn't grow on trees" came,

from the british army that didn't believe in this old myth and burned every meat that was beat at the december.

Some say it was because of how they liked only tea and really horrible cookies at the time.

But I think that their meats were just not long enough, which is nothing to be ashamed of! If your meat is short that's fine.

It just depends on how you slap it! That's all that matters.

And remember! It's all about beating your meat with your family, which is what beat your meat december is all about!
Hey man/woman I just finished beat your meat december

I bet you didn't last 6 days at beat your meat december!

Wow, beating your meat for so long must be such hard work! (Says my crush lovingly) Wow! Will you marry me? (She says) YES! (I say) and then we go tl my house so she can beat my meat and help me burry it in the ground.
by ThetruthMYtruth April 22, 2022
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The s slur "spimply" represents a red neck worker that likes to suck on among us hot dogs.

It was created in late 1800's when the word among us started blowing up due to an extordinary theatre play named among us that was created by the creators of Inner cloth.

The theatre play introduced 8 characters dressed up in different dressings which one of them was an impostor attempting to murder all the rest.

This has later on inspired other theatrists to create genres that are similar ro this one which then later on started the murder mystery genre.

This made the "among us" game come out from pure fascinations about innercloth's ideas.

Innersloth was created.

This slur is very offensive and can be used very badly.
(Pronouns) Spimply!
Spimply little bastard.
You S-Slur
by ThetruthMYtruth April 22, 2022
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S/Dimple definition:
A woman that is counted as a slave/unpaid worker

The s-slur "Spimple" is a slur created in the 1929.

The main cause for this creation is the big depression in that year.

Which caused woman slavery rates to go higher than ever seen in the past 300 years.

Over 3 million women across the world was enslaved and sold for sexual purposes and were given the word "spimple"

Men who would've sold these women were called dimples and most of them were arrested .
You Little SPIMPLE!

Shut up you spimple
by ThetruthMYtruth April 23, 2022
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