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Beardtober

The most epic month of manly facial hair growth.

Forget your Movember or Decembeard. Beardtober is where the real men show their beard growing abilities
Hey, Bri are you doing Decembeard? Pfft, that's so last year, it's all about Beardtober...
by The Beardiest beardy man ever November 27, 2013
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beardlover

One who watches Wheezy Waiter videos.

Wheezy Waiter is Craig Benzine, a popular video content creator with a YouTube channel and blog called Wheezy Waiter. He calls the people who watch his videos beardlovers. (Tens of thousands of people now subscribe and watch Wheezy Waiter videos daily.)

People who watch Wheezy Waiter videos must love beards, since Craig almost always has a beard. Craig's beard has become the trademark of Wheezy Waiter.

In his video called "Monkey Falls Off Bike" (6/4/09), Craig addresses the idea that some of his viewers might not actually be beardlovers. He says: "Hey, Wheezy Waiter here from the internet. I just need to clear something up. Sometimes I get messages and comments that say 'But I don't love beards.' Well, whether you love beards or you hate beards, too bad! You love them. Hey, beardlovers!"

See definitions for Wheezy Waiter and Craig Benzine for more info about Wheezy Waiter or Craig.
Hey beardlovers.
Greetings beardlovers.
by martha_s February 7, 2010
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bandtober

Marching Band IS October = Bandtober

That month between September and November where Band Fam is life.

Bandtober = no sleep, marching uniforms, bus trips, random food, marching, music, yelling, loud noise, Drumline, dressing down, eyes up, laundry, being in every type of weather possible, water breaks, popsicle days, marching each one together, football games, half-time shows, marching contests, moving heavy boxes from here to there and back again, you ARE the home team, fight songs, alma mater, tradition; marching band being your life… #Bandtober
It’s Bandtober! I’ll see you again in November.

I can’t go to homecoming, I have Bandtober.

Will you go to BOCO with me? Sure, since it’s just for band and it happens in September, because I’m booked solid in Bandtober.

You can find me in the band hall, on the band bus, at the game marching during half time, a competition, or rehearsing for all of the above during Bandtober.

Forget PSL’s, this is Band. Band. And More Band. It’s Bandtober!
by Band Mama September 24, 2022
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