bearstruction 

The amount of destruction a bear causes.

I let a bear housesit for me once; boy, was my carpet in for a world of bearstruction.

bearstruction by Verein April 21, 2010

Beardstruation 

When a female gets angry over your beard.

Stacy "your beard is poking me!"

Tod "I wish they made midol for beardstruation"

Stacy "They do its called shaving"

Beardstruation by Mr. Chump August 6, 2011