Beard Neck 

Not to be confused with 'Neck Beard'. Beard Neck is what happens when you grow a neck so fat that you have to start creating the trimmed illusion of a jawline with your beard.

Joey: Hey have you seen Zachary recently?
Lord William Montesford III: Nay, One hast not. Why, may I enquire?
Joey: He got fat and grew a Beard Neck dude.
Lord William Montesford III: I also have a Neck Beard though, young Joey.
Joey: They're not the same! You have a beard that grows under your jawline... He however, has a jawline no longer and therefor has shaved his facial furniture in to an illusory Beard Neck.

Beard Neck by Master Hudson July 2, 2015

Neck Beard 

A beard that is grown just in the neck region. Clean shaven face, full neck beard.

With a gruff neck beard and eyes full of self confidence, a real man knows that the ladies will soon follow.

Neck Beard by dirt dog January 3, 2004

neck beard percentage 

The percentage of people in a given group with neck beard features, both physical and psychological

I walked in the door, but left as soon as I saw the high neck beard percentage in the room.

neck beard percentage by Garlic or Something May 24, 2014

neck beard 

no-lifeing a game. metaphorically saying you've played it so much you grow a neck beard

"dude did you hear about the new overwatch event"

"yeah i already have 5 skins for it"

"bro don't neck beard this shit"

neck beard by ay bruh April 15, 2017

Neck Beard 

Someone who does absolutely nothing with their life, has no job, no future, and always tries to find a way out of having to get a job. Because only men can have a full neck beard (there are of course exceptions) they are usually the ones referred to as a neck beard.

Man my friend is such a neck beard that he took out yet another loan to pay for his tattoos as well as another speeding ticket he got last week

Neck Beard by ray ray va jay jay January 18, 2011

neck beard 

a digusting fat body who wears tight minnie mouse shirts, hairy neck, and a pedophile grin

Hey Ernest, get the hose...neck beard passed out on the lawn again.

neck beard by Twat Wrinkle September 23, 2003

neck beard 

1. A long beard that reaches to the owner’s chest; a beard that essentially hides the neck.
2. The wearer of a long beard.

A term used to describe the long facial hair of some eccentric engineers and computer scientists -- especially on university campuses in the 70s -- who are so buried in their scientific work that they simply neglect to shave for months or even years.

1. Dexter looks like a hermit with his neck beard.
2. Look at Wayne, he’s hanging out with the neck beards now.

neck beard by hybrid noisebloom April 20, 2010