A bearataur is a puny cross between a bear and a centaur. It is known to live in the middle part of Colorado, but they shy away from encounters. It is common for them to soil themselves when spotted. Also, they are awful at basketball.
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1 generic name for foolish or disturbed forum poster suffering from delusions of granduer and bouts of paranoid fantasy
2 common zooological name for swamp dwelling troll
3 narcissistic forum creature more concerned with preservation of own self esteem than facts
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element of retard
noun
1 generic name for foolish or disturbed forum poster suffering from delusions of granduer and bouts of paranoid fantasy
2 common zooological name for swamp dwelling troll
3 narcissistic forum creature more concerned with preservation of own self esteem than facts
4 common name for user who has been multi banned for being a self destructing moron
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The beard of popular youtuber, ShayCarl, of the Shaytards. The beard lived from 2007-Jan 1 2010. He shaved his beard live on blogtv.
1: Hey, did you hear?
2: What?
1: Shaycarl finally shaved the beardtard!
2: OMG! NO WAY!
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2: What?
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2: OMG! NO WAY!
1: Yeah. He looks so much better!
by Lyndsay Cal January 3, 2010
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Stephanie: Naw I guess he was eaten by a bear last night, probably should have been smarter while chillin overnight in a tent unarmed in that bearatory 🐻.
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See that bitch over in the corner I heard she is a beakatarian, it’s the new food phase of the fashionable.
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