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Balasaurus Rex 

A prehistoric dinosaur of ancient india. Roamed ancient india looking for any types of meat to eat. Beware miniature forms of these creatures still lurk in the world. They are native to the United States mainly found in California.
Person A : what happened to my meat?
Person B : It must've been the Balasaurus Rex who ate it.
Balasaurus Rex by KEVINs(A)GIRL????? February 24, 2011

Bragasaurus 

One who's repetitious bragging resembles a prehistoric beast's warcry. These folks aren't ones you would wish to spend long amounts of time with. You will spend the majority of your time with them figuring out who to get them to leave.
RRRRRAWR I got this new truck, a raise, and I slept with 6 women last night. Advanced bragasaurus's can also be referred as bragasaurus rex's.
Bragasaurus by ClintMegah September 7, 2009

Blankasaurus Rex 

When you go one or more days of hounding girls without getting sex.
Have you seen that guy Kevin, he didn't get any girls last night. He's such a Blankasaurus Rex.
Blankasaurus Rex by DollarDele March 3, 2017

Bernasaurus Rex 

A rare species that appears when large individuals named Bernie become intoxicated and create a disaster.
Oh shit, here comes Bernasaurus Rex. Take anything fragile off the shelves.
Bernasaurus Rex by TFT152 June 30, 2011

Beckasaurus 

A Monster truck drivin by the sexiest woman alive. It will destroy any man driven trailer racing nascar that gets in her path.
Beckasaurus soon to be appearing at the Metrodome
Beckasaurus by Beckasaurus April 19, 2012

blankasaurus 

A blankasaurus is someone who deliberately ignores all knowledge of your existence instead of confronting a situation.

This is due to a problems dealing with normal life situations. Blankasauri (pl.) commonly ignore all contact and try to remain as unreachable as possible. They are very socially awkward and try to be cool but fail because any decent normal person just replies.
Normal person - *text* 'Hey, so you know how we were going out, just wondering why have you stopped calling and texting me as if I don't exist?'

Blankasaurus -

Normal person - *text* 'Hey it's been a week now, I don't mind if you wanna break up, I'm pretty easy going can we talk about it or something so I know?'

Blankasaurus -

Normal person - *phones Blankasaurus* 'Hiya, yeah what is going on?'

Blankasaurus 'Yeah i'll phone you after work' (BUT HE NEVER DOES!)

Normal person - *goes and finds another normal person to have a proper relationship with*
blankasaurus by hedwigpecks January 3, 2012