BearZig

When you're inexplicably hyped to see your doggomos and inadvertently blurt out random words and names associated with them. They'll most likely not respond to these stitched together verbal spasms but it does momentarily stave off implosion and satisfy a burning desire to melt into them.

Examples of BearZig include: poodlepants nugget sauce, nugget nugget nugget poodle, zig zag zoockle, zig zag supreme, BearZig ZigBear, noodle poodle baby baby, and so on

Her: OMFG IT'S NOODLE BABY BEARZIG!!??!?
Them: ???
Her: Oh just my children, Bear and Ziggy. Seeing them makes me want to implode with the energy of 2 hundred bazillion suns.

BearZig by TDiesel December 16, 2019

Bearigator 

The common term for an animal that has an Alligator head, legs, and tail, but has a bear body. Each arm is made up of a clean cutting chainsaw.

I was hiking with a large group of friends the other day when we were suddenly attacked by a vicious bearigator! I was the only lucky one that day!

Bearigator by bearigator February 12, 2009