bear pussy
bear pussy by Seed Man March 11, 2017
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bear pussy
Bear pussy: noun, It is often cited that the sex organs of a female bear often resemble the battered human vagina of a sex worker. It is also a term used to describe a human vagina that is less than desirable.
bear pussy by Mizzzark twizzzain October 4, 2017
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bear pussy • polar bear pussy • Beardussy • Beer Pussy • Beard Pussy • bear puss • bear • Bear Trap • Bear Claw • Bear Grylls
polar bear pussy
A mint white chocolate liquor shot.
1 part Crater Lake vodka
1 part Godiva white chocolate liqueur
0.5 part Rumpleminze
Can be served as a shot or martini.
1 part Crater Lake vodka
1 part Godiva white chocolate liqueur
0.5 part Rumpleminze
Can be served as a shot or martini.
polar bear pussy by 28 day cycle November 28, 2013
bear puss
Noun: A Bear Puss is a giant bear sized vagina that hungers for those in the upper class of the male patriarchy. The bear puss does not desire sex, but only the utter destruction of all successful men who disfavor the opinion of a woman. To most it is a kind and benevolent creature that seeks only to love and share kindness.
Dude 1: Yo dawg! I came up to my lady the other day in the library and started hitting it from the back! She was totally into it! When I finished I nutted all over this child standing close by and then compassionately kissed her. I reminded her how important she was to me and the significance of our relationship! It was a magical moment.
Trump-esque dude: Bro dawg bro! Fuck all that loving bull shit! You should’ve just punched her in her vagina and sent her back into the kitchen where she belongs! Women don’t matter! GRAB HER BY DAT PUSSSSSAYYYYYY!
Dude 1: Woah dawg. Not cool.
Dude 2: Yeah man. Keep talking like that and you will have a Bear Puss come in here and slowly eat you alive! Nobody wants that mo-fo. RESPECT WOMEN YOU CUNT!
Trump-esque dude: Bro dawg bro! Fuck all that loving bull shit! You should’ve just punched her in her vagina and sent her back into the kitchen where she belongs! Women don’t matter! GRAB HER BY DAT PUSSSSSAYYYYYY!
Dude 1: Woah dawg. Not cool.
Dude 2: Yeah man. Keep talking like that and you will have a Bear Puss come in here and slowly eat you alive! Nobody wants that mo-fo. RESPECT WOMEN YOU CUNT!
BeerPussy
BeerPussy by Jazzy MacJizz December 8, 2019
Beerpussy
Beerpussy by CreedsThoughts September 2, 2011
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