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small rice burning car that's got curb feelers, stick on chrome tape, 20 ft high spoiler, stick on air vents, painted primer gray, weed-eater sounding coffee can muffler (and almost every "bolt on horsepower" gimic that's sold), wheels worth more than 4x what the car itself is worth, etc......... usually loaded up like a clown car with mexicans piled on top of each other.
Friend: Look at that beanard-mobile.

You: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, what a bunch of chumps.....
by white fight April 18, 2009
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