Guy 1: “Because that autistic retard kept feeding pigeons in the garden now the neighbors have complained their roof is covered in bird shit.”

Guy 2: “Fucking beanstacker!”

beanstacker by Ifar Tedd January 11, 2023

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Jack-and-the-beanstalked

The subject must be at least 6 foot tall for this term to be used. It occurs when one male of at least 6 feet in height is dancing typical Caucasian moves with a newly acquainted female counterpart, and then an even taller male rudely jumps in between the two with spastic, over-the-top "Night At The Roxbury" moves resulting in the aforementioned male being cast aside to either the left or right of the female wondering what the fuck just happened.

This happened to me last night at a dance club and I immediately coined the phrase due to my sharp wit and ability to straight clown someone that cockblocks me.

"Dude last night I was doing The Watusi with this chica, and outta nowhere this lanky cracker 'Jack-and-the-beanstalked' me."

Jack-and-the-beanstalked by DuValicious April 21, 2013

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Beansmoker

A person who is commonly sucking a narrow string bean -like penis. Mildly derogatory,Usually said by a person of substantial girth.

Normally, I'd be all over that queen,but judging by her boyfriend,shes a total
Beansmoker

Beansmoker by Peteandbird October 29, 2017

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beastrogen

Beastrogens are a group of steroid compounds that make a female look incredibly unattractive.

"Wow, her beastrogen levels are off the charts!"

"After she got married, all her estrogen changed into beastrogen."

beastrogen by Andrew Sutherland January 2, 2009

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