Beanok

Someone who is so dumb that their brain and cock is smaller then a bean

Wow look at Tom over there, he is such a beanok

by Bread Lord1 June 28, 2021

Beanos

a bean that was fused with Thanos making the ultimate lifeform BEANOS

Everybody gangsta until BEANOS

by juusha August 4, 2019

beanski

1) A blowjob on the run. 2) A quick rushed blowjob devoid of romance.

When Gary woke up late for work Saturday, he realized he had a mean case of morning wood. Already late with little time to spare, he asked Janaya for a beanski whilst he brushed his teeth.

by General Motors September 28, 2006

Beanos

Beanos is the most powerful character in all of the imaginative world of Marvel. Have you ever heard of Galactus, the destroyer of worlds, who literally eats worlds for breakfast. Well Beanos can completely obliterate Galactus's entire family with the blink of an eye. You should be afraid, because Beanos may seem cute and harmless, but he is the most evil being to ever live.

Random Human On Street: What in the world? Awww it looks so cute. Who's your owner little buddy?
Beanos: How dare you asume someone owns me!
Random Human On Street: Ahhhh. You can speak? Get away from me! *starts running away*
Beanos: *looks at human running* You are pitiful! *blinks* (Random Human On Street running away disintegrates)
Beanos: This is my world! Everyone, Bow down to me!

by SkornflieBass December 2, 2019

beano

This is slang for a "lads' trip" away on the piss...kind of like a stag-do, but there's no need for anyone to get married. Any excuse will do....

Goin on a beano with the lads to Blackpool..got well tanked on last's years beano, and plan to do so again..

by Oli July 7, 2004

Beanophile

(Alternatively: Fabophile)

1. One who has a strong fondness or preference for beans.
2. One who enjoys productions starring the actor Sean Bean.

It's the mark of a true beanophile that one can differentiate between the various cultivars of Phaseolus vulgaris and recite all versions of "Beans, beans the musical fruit"

A: What's wrong with him?
B: Him? Oh, he's just a Beanophile. Has to watch his beloved actor's routinely ill-fated characters die in just about everything they're in
A: Ah, true

by Charlemagne1993 December 22, 2016

Beanophillia

noun
1. a psychiatric disorder in which an adult or child is sexually attracted to a bean of any type

"why is he touching a bean like that, is he a beanophillia?"

by Expremo Michael Cockus October 30, 2022