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Beaniye

The most hottest sexiest coolest person on earth and everyone wants to be him
wow i wish i was as coll as Beaniye
by Beaniye March 20, 2022
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Carhartt beanie

The staple of a lesbian
“I thought she liked me but then she showed up in a carhartt beanie and now I realized she’s after my sister”
by Whose the clown now January 19, 2020
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goth beanie

Tay:" ah darn i need a goth beanie in my life"
Oscar:"#metoo"
by #needmeabeanie January 16, 2023
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beanie enlightenment

when you discover where the beanies congregate

first theorised by buddist monks within the shanghai region and later confirmed by a research team lead by Isaac Rizzton, Charles Darrizz and Neil deGrizz Tyson

they found strong correlations between building subjects and the beanie population within the immediate vicinity

for example: physics has a 1:0 building to beanie ratio, however social studies ratio tends to infinity for the latter, limited only by the size of the building
Oscar: "went into the english building for the first time in a year and i think i made a wrong turn cause i ended up at beanie boulevard"
Tay: "i already know" *blows dust off old book and flips to blank page* "beanie enlightenment"
"have you got a pen i can borrow?"
Oscar: "yeman"
Tay:*writes Oscar's name into the ancient scripture*
Oscar: *Ascends*
Tay:"my time has come" *fades away*
by #needmeabeanie January 26, 2023
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beanie culture

A slang reference to the common thread among Millennials, that ubiquitous knitted cap.
Beanie culture clearly conveys the laid-back anti-consumerism that defines this generation, rain or shine.
by Dr Bunnygirl April 6, 2019
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Beanised

The act of being in the state of Beanis - the utter defeat by the great Bomont Beanis
Get beanised Jon!
by Wikimind February 23, 2021
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beanie season

The wonderful time of year when it’s socially acceptable to wear a beanie without being called fucking emo. This happens during fall and winter.
“Samatha, its not beanie season, get that beanie off your head you uncultured thot.”
by dinosaurwaffle September 26, 2019
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