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Carhartt beanie
“I thought she liked me but then she showed up in a carhartt beanie and now I realized she’s after my sister”
Carhartt beanie by Whose the clown now January 19, 2020
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Beaniye • beanie • Beanie Weenie • beanie baby • Beanie-boo • beanie bopper • Beanie Boy • beanie puller • beanie sigel • BeanieBoy24
goth beanie
goth beanie by #needmeabeanie January 16, 2023
beanie enlightenment
when you discover where the beanies congregate
first theorised by buddist monks within the shanghai region and later confirmed by a research team lead by Isaac Rizzton, Charles Darrizz and Neil deGrizz Tyson
they found strong correlations between building subjects and the beanie population within the immediate vicinity
for example: physics has a 1:0 building to beanie ratio, however social studies ratio tends to infinity for the latter, limited only by the size of the building
first theorised by buddist monks within the shanghai region and later confirmed by a research team lead by Isaac Rizzton, Charles Darrizz and Neil deGrizz Tyson
they found strong correlations between building subjects and the beanie population within the immediate vicinity
for example: physics has a 1:0 building to beanie ratio, however social studies ratio tends to infinity for the latter, limited only by the size of the building
Oscar: "went into the english building for the first time in a year and i think i made a wrong turn cause i ended up at beanie boulevard"
Tay: "i already know" *blows dust off old book and flips to blank page* "beanie enlightenment"
"have you got a pen i can borrow?"
Oscar: "yeman"
Tay:*writes Oscar's name into the ancient scripture*
Oscar: *Ascends*
Tay:"my time has come" *fades away*
Tay: "i already know" *blows dust off old book and flips to blank page* "beanie enlightenment"
"have you got a pen i can borrow?"
Oscar: "yeman"
Tay:*writes Oscar's name into the ancient scripture*
Oscar: *Ascends*
Tay:"my time has come" *fades away*
beanie enlightenment by #needmeabeanie January 26, 2023
beanie culture
Beanie culture clearly conveys the laid-back anti-consumerism that defines this generation, rain or shine.
beanie culture by Dr Bunnygirl April 6, 2019
Beanised
beanie season
The wonderful time of year when it’s socially acceptable to wear a beanie without being called fucking emo. This happens during fall and winter.
beanie season by dinosaurwaffle September 26, 2019
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