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Beanii is a really awesome word for a really awesome person. They’re super talented, super funny, and super epic. They can make you laugh when you’re feeling down, just an over all great human being. Beanii gives you that super happy feeling that you need. They’re super gay (no hate). UwU
Beanii is a really great friend :D
Beanii by Temmmmm February 15, 2020
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The cutest being on earth. Amazing listener and will brighten up every room. If you're able to catch a person like Beanii, keep them. They’re an amazing human being and will never let you down no matter what. You can say the tiniest sad thing and they will just brighten up your entire day. A funny person, a wonderful person, an amazing person, a gay person. (nohate👀) A talented human as well. You’ll love being around them, trust me. Oh and staying up late like at 3 A.M when you just wake up for some reason and they’re still awake so you talk? Yeah. That’s Beanii.
Beanii: Hiiiiii 👁👄👁
me: *h a p p i n e s s i n t e n s i f i e s*
Beanii by Temmmmm February 15, 2020
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The cutest being on earth. Amazing listener and will brighten up every room. If you're able to catch a person like Beanii, keep them. They’re an amazing human being and will never let you down no matter what. You can say the tiniest sad thing and they will just brighten up your entire day. A funny person, a wonderful person, an amazing person, a gay person. (nohate👀) A talented human as well. You’ll love being around them, trust me. Oh and staying up late like at 3 A.M when you just wake up for some reason and they’re still awake so you talk? Yeah. That’s Beanii.
Beanii: Hiiiii 👁👄👁
temper: *h a p p i n e s s i n t e n s i f i e s
Beanii by Temmmmm February 15, 2020

Carhartt beanie 

The staple of a lesbian
“I thought she liked me but then she showed up in a carhartt beanie and now I realized she’s after my sister

goth beanie 

Tay:" ah darn i need a goth beanie in my life"
Oscar:"#metoo"
goth beanie by #needmeabeanie January 16, 2023

beanie enlightenment 

when you discover where the beanies congregate

first theorised by buddist monks within the shanghai region and later confirmed by a research team lead by Isaac Rizzton, Charles Darrizz and Neil deGrizz Tyson

they found strong correlations between building subjects and the beanie population within the immediate vicinity

for example: physics has a 1:0 building to beanie ratio, however social studies ratio tends to infinity for the latter, limited only by the size of the building
Oscar: "went into the english building for the first time in a year and i think i made a wrong turn cause i ended up at beanie boulevard"
Tay: "i already know" *blows dust off old book and flips to blank page* "beanie enlightenment"
"have you got a pen i can borrow?"
Oscar: "yeman"
Tay:*writes Oscar's name into the ancient scripture*
Oscar: *Ascends*
Tay:"my time has come" *fades away*
I’m just beanin
Beanin by Papi senzu September 12, 2020
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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