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beaner cleaner

Cleaning fluids like "fabuloso" which come from the dollar store, look like major brand products, but have spanish names.
Fabuloso is the beaner cleaner equivalent to watered down lysol.
by TYMMCHN December 9, 2009
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beaner cleaner

an offensive term for a person of hispanic descent who makes a living off cleaning things. Usually referring to a house maid, but can also be talking about a leaf blower using mexican, etc.
Yesterday after I fucked the prostitute in the hotel, I called room service so the beaner cleaner can wash the semen off the sheets.
by I am God himself September 27, 2012
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Cleaner Beaner

A person who cleans your house that is of Hispanic ancestry. Generally female but can be male. For a male example, see the movie The Birdcage. May be paid for their services in either US Dollar or tacos. If paying in tacos you must tip in salsa.
Damn bro, I just took a nasty shit. I gotta call the cleaner beaner to shine up my porcelain throne.
by Mount Shasta January 10, 2008
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Western Beaver Cleaner

The act of ejactulating upon a toothbrush, than having the girl brush her teeth with it. Great prank.
"When she wasn't looking, I gave her a Western Beaver Cleaner. It was a enriching experince."
by Alex Eaplestien October 25, 2007
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Big Beaver Cleaver

Pablo had a Big Beaver Cleaver which pleased lovers every where.
by I, Wreckerrr October 12, 2016
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sharpen the beaver cleaver

to hurriedly masturbate in preparation for vaginal sex; for the expressed purpose of cleaving the beav
after a chilly swim i had to sharpen the beaver cleaver before giving your mom a screaming pelican, so as not to appear baby dicked
by kootermaniac April 2, 2004
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beaver cleaver

Slang term for a particularly large cock. It derives its meaning from the fact that the cock cleaves, or splits open, the beaver, or pussy. A visceral term great for frat boy type bragging.
"Man, I can't believe you took home that Erin slut last night. She must be totally loose."

"Whatever, man. When you have a massive beaver cleaver like mine, it's not a problem.
by Rockwell September 15, 2005
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