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bake bean nose ass

a person who just got FUCKING roasted.
get yo bake bean nose ass out of here boiiii.

Bean Login Ass 

Dhevan, the person you use the term directly to. Can be used as a joke towards his Tech Support habits, or to his Bean like skin complexion

IMA BEAN YO ASS 

When your pleaying a vidio game wid da bois and you bouta kill em
BOB: ima bean yo ass
Chris: oh shit

tiny ass string bean 

usually referring to a tall and incredibly skinny male with a lack of butt.
That grant sure is a tiny ass string bean.

baked bean asserole 

When you spread someone’s ass cheeks (preferably after it’s preheated if yk what i mean) while they’re face down booty up then you open a can of Bushes baked beans and pour them into their anal cavity. You then shut their cheeks together and let it simmer for a minute. When you open up them cheeks you have a nice warm baked bean asserole ready for your enjoyment. Don’t forget your spoon!
Bobby…I’’m really cravin a baked bean asserole

National Be An Asshole To Miranda Day

Alex: " Why are you so mean to Miranda?"
Greg: " Because everyday is 'National Be An Asshole To Miranda Day'"