Bean Ass

Commonly used to describe the explosive diarrhea one experiences from bad Mexican food (ie. Taco Bell).

Sage: I ran into Michael, he just got back from Chipotle and had a bad case of bean ass.

by mmmmmbags January 09, 2015

beans in ass

beans in ass is when you put lots of baked beans in the ass and they have to be Heinz or else they will not get good beans in ass

beans in ass feels good

by BIGSEGGSMAN June 18, 2020

ass beans

The jelly beans left at the bottom of a container, becuase they are all the worst flavors.

Example 1
Guy 1: Can I grab some of your jelly beans?
Guy 2: Sure, but they're all ass beans.
Guy 1: Fuck that, those are trash.

Example2
Guy 1: Damnit 5th buttered popcorn in a row.
Guy 2: Looks like were hitting the ass beans.
Guy 1: Ass beans are the WOAT.

by jomasta May 27, 2009

bake bean nose ass

a person who just got FUCKING roasted.

get yo bake bean nose ass out of here boiiii.

by CosmicEye July 04, 2016

I Stuck A Whole Bag Of Jelly Beans Up My Ass

Pretty self explanatory, I mean what do you want from me?!

Beans

Take on me. Take me onnnnnn

I stuck a whole bag of jelly beans up my ass

by Nibbahhhhh1 July 02, 2019

Beans de Ass

When someone tries to type "Buenos Dias" but fucks up and sends Beans de Ass

Beans de Ass am rigo, can I have some a ross cont polo

by Mars_ December 27, 2019

Bean Login Ass

Dhevan, the person you use the term directly to. Can be used as a joke towards his Tech Support habits, or to his Bean like skin complexion

Fuckin Bean Login Ass

by Large fagbo May 27, 2018