Definitions by john-I

man laminate 

The white, viscous fluid that arises from a mans cock end. jizz, or cock glue.

Oh shit! I've man laminated my keyboard!

man laminate by john-I February 19, 2004

beadle 

A term used to describe anything of diminutive size, from the shrivelled, dessicated spazz hand owned by cheeky TV personality Jeremy Beadle. The shit.

My god check out your Beadle penis!
Waaaaaaaaaa! I'm only as god made me!

beadle by john-I February 19, 2004