beadle

A term used to describe anything of diminutive size, from the shrivelled, dessicated spazz hand owned by cheeky TV personality Jeremy Beadle. The shit.

My god check out your Beadle penis!
Waaaaaaaaaa! I'm only as god made me!

by john-I February 19, 2004

man laminate

The white, viscous fluid that arises from a mans cock end. jizz, or cock glue.

Oh shit! I've man laminated my keyboard!

by john-I February 19, 2004