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To begin beaching a turd, simply turn the water off at a friends house, flush his toilet, and shit in it. It will create the effect of a beached whale. Be sure to let the turd dry before telling anyone.
So I was at this party, right? And i went to the bathroom and beached a turd. No one suspected a thing. Beaching a turd was fun.
by Danza Goosby February 29, 2008
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