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A tall guy with brown hair and brown eyes. He has a dark sense of humor but makes friends easily by being so funny and outgoing. Baylon is extremely short tempered and can be a pretty big dick sometimes if you irritate him. He's also way too cocky for his own good. He is a big fan of the outdoors and any sports that relate to motors. He's very handy and smart when it comes to cars.
Baylon is an ass hole sometimes but he's super funny.
Baylon by Yogodhoe99 July 29, 2017
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Ancient Babylonian Math 

A last ditch excuse to avoid getting with friends when you are really getting ready for bed. References the ancient Babylonians counting their sheep.
A: Hey, do you want to go to a hot tub in like 20 minutes?
B: Sorry, I need to study ancient Babylonian math
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Bayron is an awesome person who’ll always be there for you no matter what. They’ll do everything just to see you happy and smiling. They’re kindhearted, sweet, romantic, hilarious, charismatic, chill aura, sarcastic somewhat stupid and smart. They’re athletic but lazy too, you’ll see them playing sports but taking a lot of naps too. They’re just really good friends and awesome lovers. If you know a Bayron, just know you’re lucky to have met someone as amazing as them.
Girl: I think Bayron is so cool and awesome

Other girl: he’s such a square

Girl: are you kidding? He’s perfect! I think im gonna ask him out

Other girl: *instant regret*
Bayron by turtlegirl19 July 18, 2018

Baylen Levine 

Person 1: let’s go get faded

Baylen Levine subscriber: No, baylen would be disappointed.
Baylen Levine by Baylenslover March 25, 2019

Baylen levine 

Baylen levine has to be the most sexiest man alive. End of discussion
Basic white girl: Omg do you know baylen levine

Me: RANGE ROVER SPORTS TRUCK
Baylen levine by Dr.phils mustache October 21, 2020

baloney ring 

A bung hole.
She has a no-fly zone around her baloney ring.
baloney ring by chicago jones June 13, 2011

White Trash Babylon 

A place with a great concentration of hicks, hillbillies, rednecks and or white trash.
This is why I don't go to outlet malls. It's like white trash Babylon.
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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