Baylon

A tall guy with brown hair and brown eyes. He has a dark sense of humor but makes friends easily by being so funny and outgoing. Baylon is extremely short tempered and can be a pretty big dick sometimes if you irritate him. He's also way too cocky for his own good. He is a big fan of the outdoors and any sports that relate to motors. He's very handy and smart when it comes to cars.

Baylon is an ass hole sometimes but he's super funny.

Baylon by Yogodhoe99 July 29, 2017

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Ancient Babylonian Math

A last ditch excuse to avoid getting with friends when you are really getting ready for bed. References the ancient Babylonians counting their sheep.

A: Hey, do you want to go to a hot tub in like 20 minutes?
B: Sorry, I need to study ancient Babylonian math

Ancient Babylonian Math by carhepsin October 6, 2021

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Bayron

Bayron is an awesome person who’ll always be there for you no matter what. They’ll do everything just to see you happy and smiling. They’re kindhearted, sweet, romantic, hilarious, charismatic, chill aura, sarcastic somewhat stupid and smart. They’re athletic but lazy too, you’ll see them playing sports but taking a lot of naps too. They’re just really good friends and awesome lovers. If you know a Bayron, just know you’re lucky to have met someone as amazing as them.

Girl: I think Bayron is so cool and awesome

Other girl: he’s such a square

Girl: are you kidding? He’s perfect! I think im gonna ask him out

Other girl: *instant regret*

Bayron by turtlegirl19 July 18, 2018