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Scots, baw(s), literally "ball(s)": scrotum (derogatory) | and Fan - the thing that spins around and cools you down.

Slang term for a cooling fan pointed at a males Baws (Balls (scrotum, testicles))
Usually comes out with temperature anything over 17.5-20.0 C - considered hot for the Scottish and sits on the floor pointing at your crotch to provide sweet sweet cooling.

Especially great for
Aww mate it's a belter the day - pure roastin, taps aff earlier and the bawfan oot the now,
BawFan by BawbagMcgraw July 10, 2026
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John Balfanz 

A 17 year old who smokes crack, wants to be a cop and has a Freddie Mercury Fetish. Allegedly Masturbating to Bohemian Rapsody 14.5 times in a day. Also he believes he is the next David Beckham but had to get air lifted to Rochester Mayo because his ankles got shattered when playing soccer.
Subject 1: Dude that kid looks like he is on crack
Subject 2: Yeah Nigga that John Balfanz
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John Balfanz 

Update on John he is now the number one drug kingpin. He sells to a diverse crowd of people all over the world. Even your 8 year old son. John has a distinct smell to him his girlfriend could not resist(weed,liquor,meth,starting fluid). But John has made a huge change in his life and now probably just finished in your mom.
John Balfanz will win the 2020 Nobel peace prize

John Balfanz 

John finally graduated high school and is now going off to knee on “innocent” black peoples necks while working for the Alexandria Police Department. But John cant lay off the drugs sadly died at the age of 33 by overdosing on prescription painkillers cause he blew his back out fucking all the cougars at a Moltey Crüe concert.
Rest In Peace John Balfanz say hello to Hitler for me please

makcik bawang 

Low class aunties who know nothing but act like they knew eveything.Not just wasting time by talking about others,they also dont realise that they are worse than everyone else in their gossips. Also ugly inside out huhu
Those makcik bawang are ugly inside out nd everybody knew it

makcik bawang 

They are women who likes to spread lies and gossips. You can never defeat them in a talking battle. Also, they usually gossip in the kitchen while chopping onions. Hence, the word "bawang".
"Look at that group of makcik bawang. Wonder who they're gossiping about today"

bafangool 

Fuck off. Piss off. Fuck yourself. Leave me alone.
CONNIE:

You just told me to make you dinner!

CARLO:

Hey, bafangool, eh?

CONNIE:

Ah, bafangool, you!
bafangool by kevyndel May 16, 2007
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*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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