Batze

Batze is a german slang name for the WWE Wrestler Batista .

German Kid said: Batze done a great show at Smackdown

by Bekey7734 September 5, 2009

Joey Batey

Joey Batey is an 82 year old actor/singer. He was born January 1 1938 somewhere in the UK. At the moment, he has given up on love after 3 failed marriages and losing both his children in the custody battle in 1962. He has 5 grandchildren and as far as we know, he has met none of them due to his children being terrified of his baking skills, or lack thereof. Batey starred in shows and movies such as The Witcher, The White Queen, The Riot Club, and he even voiced Pinkie Pie in My Little Pony.

friend: did you know joey batey has had 3 failed marriages?
me: really?

friend: yeah
me: ok

by joeyplznoticeethan April 26, 2020

Greg Bates

To launder money and/or steal from a charity.

I pulled a Greg Bates, the IRS will never know

by Chrissy Langdon June 29, 2018

Oswald Bates

The character protrayed by Damon Wayans in the sketch comedy In Living Color who talks nonsense using a lot of big words and has no idea what he's talking.
He usually talks to himself with gestures and facial expressions as if he is arguing with someone else.

"First of all, we must internalize the 'flatulation' of the matter by transmitting the effervescence of the 'Indianisian' proximity in order to further segregate the crux of my venereal infection. Now, if I may retain my liquids here for one moment. I'd like to continue the 'redundance' of my quote, unquote 'intestinal tract', you see because to preclude on the issue of world domination would only circumvent - excuse me, circumcise the revelation that reflects the 'Afro-disiatic' symptoms which now perpetrates the Jheri Curis activation. Allow me to expose my colon once again. The ramification inflicted on the incision placed within the Fallopian cavities serves to be holistic taken from the Latin word 'jalapeno'."
-- Oswald Bates, In Living Color season 1 ep 3

by Oswald Bates November 29, 2011

Batelcoed

When your internet service provider disconnects your internet for few seconds.

Person 1: why did you leave the game party?
Person 2: I got batelcoed.

by hamoodz August 30, 2021

Patrick Bateman

There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman, some

kind of abstraction, But there is no real me, only an

entity, something illusory, and though I can hide my cold

gaze and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping you

and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably

comparable: I simply am not there.

Let's see Paul Allen's card.
I'm Patrick Bateman, I killed Paul Allen and I liked it

by I_onehit October 4, 2022

bantzed

To pull some HR shenanigans to remove someone from their job.

Hey man are you still working at the University? Naw dog, I got bantzed.

by DrunkTankFrank May 4, 2018