Batwank.

The art of hanging upside-down whilst masterbating. Combined with wearing a frock that falls over your head adding to the experience of being "blind as a bat".

You ever had a batwank mate....

Batwank....seriously what the f is that...

Well it's......

by AKingscott1980 June 28, 2024

Batwank

Masturbation to Batman

Or getting Alfred to do it for you (only for posh twats)

Sure! Here's a copy of the definition example:

"Batwank: A word I made up for no reason to describe a certain way of masturbating for example. 'I batwanked mum I didn't cum all over!'

by PleasureLeisureaddict1 March 20, 2025

Batwan

Thailand girls' word for "sweet-talking man." Usually said with note of skepticism, even if not received that way.

Man: "Baby you are so beautiful, and I could gaze into your dark eyes all night. Come with me."

Girl: Oh, Batwan. You are Batwan.

by Butterflyman May 2, 2010

batwang

An active male organ
dick prick hardon cock rod

He spent the afternoon passing her the batwang.

by Leothejack August 14, 2010

batänk

Blackjack, Alkohol, Titten, Ärsche, Nutten & Koks
(German for 'blackjack, alcohol, tits, asses, whores & cocaine')

A: "What do we need for tonight's party?"
B: "Batänk."

by LexxBook August 2, 2006

Bat Wank

Spanking one out, while hanging your feet over the door ie upside down. take and orange or in extreme bat wank situations a lemon and bite down,

The key is to shoot your beans before you pass out, warning a crashmat or mattressmight be advisable in extreme bat wank situations

I shot my beans against the HD plasma as i was bat wanking to trisha because she looked so real.

I hurt my head after passing out in an extreme "Bat Wank"

by Furness Killer January 23, 2009

batwalk

Batwalk- Verb. - A wide legged stance used while walking, in an effort to remove the sweaty scrotum from the sides of the legs. Usually results in a peeling noise, followed by immediate, and cool relief.

Guy 1-Dude! It's so hot out, my balls are sweating like crazy!
Guy 2- Do the batwalk then. It's all the rage in scrotum cooling technology

by Jon Allen February 12, 2007