Battyfisher

A battyboy who "fishes" around the arsehole of his victim. Usually after a meal.

Holmsie decided that after his curry, he would go battyfishing. He was a world-class battyfisher

by MT2009 June 23, 2009

Battyfish

A nonce or someone you don’t like is a dickhead

Mrs Johnson is a battyfish

by Bunty sund January 16, 2020

Battyfish

Typically a male that has sexual intercourse with another male.

Look the battyfish stand up over there.

by Badbishkelly April 10, 2022

battyfish

a battyfish is a nonce. a child nonce to be exact. ect: a boy who likes to grind on kids

what the fuck steve ur dancing on a 12 year old your 16 you battyfish

by edithjones January 26, 2020

battyfish

A man who becomes sexually aroused while in the company of other men.
A male who has sexual encounters with another male.
A male who listens to R& B music.

male A: "is that the new ashanti song?"

male B: "Get your Battyfish hands off me!!"

by Johnny Celebrity January 23, 2005

Battyfish

A battyfish is a person who like kid but not in a friendly way, so They are basically a nonce.
e.g. Every teacher

Did you know Mr pinel is a battyfish

by My cum so fly January 15, 2020

Battyfish

A person who is bad at rocket league

Sam Burrows scores an own goal
Rio says “Sam you’re a battyfish”

by OreoMaster99 July 9, 2021