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batflaps 

When a man's scrotum attaches itself to the his thighs. Can be cured with ample amounts of baby powder
Damn it's hot. I have wicked batflaps.
batflaps by CSmizzle June 17, 2010
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With your ball sack stretched over the mouth and nose of the receiver you then grab the base of your cock and slap them between the eyes and forehead with the tip. Works best when erect or semi pudged.
Zach: Dude did you see that? I BatSlapped LB so hard it left a red mark on her forehead.

Tom: That was so funny!

Chris: Awesome
BatSlap by Bat-Wing March 23, 2009
Pulling your scrotum (nut sack) wide apart to expose the veins through light. To make it appear as a bat's wing.
My girlfriend came out of the shower to be exposed to a Bat Flap waiting in eagerness to be licked!
bat flap by HerNextBaby'sFather February 21, 2013
The act of asphyxiating yourself while dressed as Batman while masturbating to have a better climax.
Friend 1: "Hey, why do you have a red mark on your neck?"

Friend 2: "I spent all day yesterday Batfapping."
Batfap by CrabappleSnapple October 19, 2013
The process of inserting a baseball bat into a woman's glory hole at the speed of light for maximum efficiency (and penetration).
Guy 1: I just batflamed your mom!
Guy 2: Did you hit a homerun?
Guy 1: No, I shoved a baseball bat into your mom and now she's disfigured.
Guy 2: Aw shucks... She was a bitch anyway
Batflam by cokeinmyass69 July 27, 2025
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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