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BatSlap
With your ball sack stretched over the mouth and nose of the receiver you then grab the base of your cock and slap them between the eyes and forehead with the tip. Works best when erect or semi pudged.
bat flap
Pulling your scrotum (nut sack) wide apart to expose the veins through light. To make it appear as a bat's wing.
bat flap by HerNextBaby'sFather February 21, 2013
Batfap
The act of asphyxiating yourself while dressed as Batman while masturbating to have a better climax.
Friend 1: "Hey, why do you have a red mark on your neck?"
Friend 2: "I spent all day yesterday Batfapping."
Friend 2: "I spent all day yesterday Batfapping."
Batfap by CrabappleSnapple October 19, 2013
Batflam
The process of inserting a baseball bat into a woman's glory hole at the speed of light for maximum efficiency (and penetration).
Guy 1: I just batflamed your mom!
Guy 2: Did you hit a homerun?
Guy 1: No, I shoved a baseball bat into your mom and now she's disfigured.
Guy 2: Aw shucks... She was a bitch anyway
Guy 2: Did you hit a homerun?
Guy 1: No, I shoved a baseball bat into your mom and now she's disfigured.
Guy 2: Aw shucks... She was a bitch anyway
Batflam by cokeinmyass69 July 27, 2025
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