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batflaps 

When a man's scrotum attaches itself to the his thighs. Can be cured with ample amounts of baby powder
Damn it's hot. I have wicked batflaps.
batflaps by CSmizzle June 17, 2010
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With your ball sack stretched over the mouth and nose of the receiver you then grab the base of your cock and slap them between the eyes and forehead with the tip. Works best when erect or semi pudged.
Zach: Dude did you see that? I BatSlapped LB so hard it left a red mark on her forehead.

Tom: That was so funny!

Chris: Awesome
BatSlap by Bat-Wing March 23, 2009
Pulling your scrotum (nut sack) wide apart to expose the veins through light. To make it appear as a bat's wing.
My girlfriend came out of the shower to be exposed to a Bat Flap waiting in eagerness to be licked!
bat flap by HerNextBaby'sFather February 21, 2013
The act of asphyxiating yourself while dressed as Batman while masturbating to have a better climax.
Friend 1: "Hey, why do you have a red mark on your neck?"

Friend 2: "I spent all day yesterday Batfapping."
Batfap by CrabappleSnapple October 19, 2013
The process of inserting a baseball bat into a woman's glory hole at the speed of light for maximum efficiency (and penetration).
Guy 1: I just batflamed your mom!
Guy 2: Did you hit a homerun?
Guy 1: No, I shoved a baseball bat into your mom and now she's disfigured.
Guy 2: Aw shucks... She was a bitch anyway
Batflam by cokeinmyass69 July 27, 2025